GENEALOGICAL BUMPER STICKERS and LAWS OF GENEALOGY

• Adam and Eve probably found genealogy boring
  
  
• A family history shows you've really lived!
  
  
• A family reunion is an effective form of birth control.
  
  
• A job is nice but it interferes with genealogy
  
  
• A new cousin a day keeps the boredom away.
  
  
• Add to your genealogy the fun, easy way - have grand children!
  
  
• Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
  
  
• Families are like fudge - mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
  
  
• FLOOR: (n) The place for storing your priceless genealogy records.
  
  
• Gene-Allergy - It's a contagious disease.
  
  
• Genealogica Bonsai: Little family trees.
  
  
• Genealogists do it generation after generation.
  
  
• Genealogists do it in trees.
  
  
• Genealogists live in the past lane.
  
  
• Genealogists never die, they just get filed away.
  
  
• Genealogists: People helping people.....that's what it's all about!
  
  
• Genealogists: Time unravelers.
  
  
• Genealogy can sometimes be a really dead end hobby
  
  
• Genealogy is a family affair
  
  
• Genealogy is not a hobby, it's a disease!
  
  
• Genealogy is the only hobby where dead people can really excite you.
  
  
• Genealogy is T-R-E-E-rific!
  
  
• Genealogy: Chasing your own tale!
  
  
• Genealogy made me what I am today.
  
  
• He ain't heavy--He's my brother's aunt's sister's husband.
  
  
• He who dies with the most ancestors wins!
  
  
• Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools!
  
  
• I only work on Genealogy on days that end in "Y".
  
  
• I trace my family history so I will know who to blame.
  
  
• I used to have a life, then I started doing genealogy.
  
  
• I'm no genealogist. ... Until this year I spelled it "GeneOlogist!"
  
  
• I'm not stuck, I'm ancestrally challenged.
  
  
• Isn't genealogy fun? The answer to one problem, leads to a dozen more!
  
  
• It's hard to believe that someday I'll be an ancestor.
  
  
• Jeanealogy: the study of LEVIS and WRANGLERS.
  
  
• My ancestor was in a witness protection program.
  
  
• My kids will appreciate the research I've done... when pigs fly.
  
  
• My life has become one large Gedcom!!
  
  
• My problems are all relative.
  
  
• Old genealogists never die, they just lose their census.
  
  
• Only a Genealogist regards a step backwards as progress.
  
  
• Searching for lost relatives? Win the Lottery!
  
  
• Searching shipping records: naval gazing.
  
  
• So many ancestors...so little time!
  
  
• The person who said "Seek and ye shall find" was not a genealogist.
  
  
• Theory of relativity: If you go back far enough, we're all related.
  
  
• Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.
  
  
• We shall gather at the river (or the genealogy library if it rains).
  
  
• When I searched for ancestors, I found friends!
  
  
• Where there's a will, I want to be in it.